Did everyone have as much fun as I did?

Yeah, fucking thought so.





Phone call: Nagi; [ Ring -- ]

Fuck summer.

( [Private to Matt; unhackable] )

Someone just had to give the remote control to a three-year-old ADD infected shit-machine. You know, I would've looked pretty good if my face was mangled when I was a kid -- but freaking out so easily with a freakshow when the city is full of them? Tch, bullshit.

[Private to Nagi//Unhackable]

So getting blown through the gut by your mass-murdering boyfriend is the new trend in foreplay now? You should have told me you liked it rough.

[/Private]

Yaha: [Ring--]

Later -- Nagi: [Ring--]

Kids getting their limbs cut off. Guys getting their brains blown out.
Free snuff.
Typical, isn't it? It’s really admirable that the military is cleaning it all up. Why else would those guys be hanging around?
Welcome to Neo Genesis, dumb shits. What did you expect?

[Private to self//Half-assed hackable[Edit: Fully unhackable]]

He's alright now. Well, he's not dead unlike – tch...piss off.

[/Private to self]

Mutants, aliens, invisible men, and now fucking gang wars having affairs with fireworks. I thought I couldn't love this city more than I already did, one giant orgy of freaks.

( [Private to Tetora//Unhackable] )

Well if you look at that, the kids got killed after all. What a shame, but it seems as though people getting stomped over seeing that big-tit woman is more popular than that these days.

( [Private to Spanner; UNHACKABLE] )

Nothing's better than waking up to find a whole bunch of dicks in Elysium freaking out over the shit smeared on their faces. Or watching with fright as they find out that the Terra-Elysium subway has been blown to hell. Even if this city is more screwed up than a psychopathic nymph, got to say that it was one hell of a riot.

Heh. Alright, let's play a game. Put your hand up if you were an unwilling volunteer of mindfuckery.

[[OOC: He won't be answering because he is kidnapped, yay!]]

[Private to L and Near//Veiwable to Matt//Unhackable]

I'm amazed at you two, no really, you two letting god knows how many people die and doing fuck all. What? You think this is boring? Christ, even I do a better job than both of you, maybe you should just give the title to me since you’re both too busy sitting on your fucking ass and eating bullshit, playing toys and sticking your heads where it's nice and cozy.

[/Private]

Hey Seth, we should fuck around again sometime.

So we got a new asshole in the higher-ups in his high and mighty office. This city has already gone to hell.

By the way, can you two stop blowing up the fucking TVs? Or maybe you should let her win, Matt. Larxene is kinda a poor loser.

[[OOC: Those that live in apartment block 6 will see/hear random TVs being tossed out of the building and landing in a big clump or whatever, so if you want you can have your character being hit seeing them ;D]]

[There are two gifts left at Large luxury suite in Apartment Block 9. Both are wrapped in really shitty wrapping paper that looks like it has other bodily Bodily fluids apart from saliva.

One is square shaped and inside it is a jack in the box, however if it is opened then there will be a rather large explosion, but the most damage it will do is burn Near’s hands. On the bottom of the box says "Happy birthday Near, I hope you’re dead – love, Mello."

In the other parcel is about five porno magazines of dickgirls with a note saying "Happy bday fluffball, you're all grown up now, so here's some stuff to help you along – Love, Matt"]

Guess that makes you fify bucks richer, Matt.

[Private to Beyond//Unhackable]

And you know what? I'm fucking surprised you have said shit all, mainly after the angel was blown to bits.

[/Private]

Great, so now we have a bunch of morons who are going to be all righteous and turn into babbling about human rights and we have a serial killer who gets off on getting dirty. Tch, neogenesis, you're always such a fucking parade of excitement.

[Private to Matt//Unhackable]

We're going to go after Nill. Trace the line that the call was made from and then round up some people.

[/Private]

Sure, I would lend a hand to the fellow fucked-up race but I could care less. Just when I thought this city wasn't as screwed up as it could be.

[Private to Vimes//Unhackable]
But I did take a nice little tour around the Asylum, and I have myself a nice bundle of papers. I wonder though, who would be more interested, you and those that are more into the shady business. Hell, nothing is free.
[/Private]

[Private to Near//Unhackable]
Sometimes I wonder about you. Nice of you to think of your fellow police and whatever bullshit, shame that half the population of Terra are now laughing until they puke their own guts out.
[/Private]

[Private to Larxene//Unhackable]
Nice to see you alive and beating, but I'm wounded that you never told me.
[/Private]

So, you hiring?

Shit. This city just keeps getting better and better. The apparent good guys are shipped off to prison and the ones that are meant to be almighty are now going insane. What a surprise.

[Private to Vimes//Unhackable]
Okay old man, so what the hell do you want?
[/Private]

[Private to Larxene//Unhackable]
Come on sweetheart, you and I both know that you're not stupid enough to be killed.
[/Private]

Shit. What a lovely way to wake up. Faceplant right in the middle of the road after a hard night of booze. I don't know what the rest of the network is talking about. Dreams or whatever. Guessing you guys had a fucking riot over shitting yourself.

( [Private to Karin//Unhackable] )

( [Private to L//Viewable to Matt, Near//Unhackable] )

( [Private to B//Unhackable] )